Jingle bells! jingle bells! Jingle all the way! Oh, what fun it is to ride, in a one horse open sleigh!
"What does Merry Christmas mean...?"
Singled out, single out, forever单身！连续几年都是一个人过呢？
Oh, single hell! Single hell! Single always! Everyone isn't happy, that's for sure during Christmas!
In the festive streets, it's once again Christmas Eve, just like last year, with work taking precedence.
Even Halloween and Valentine's Day, though not disliked, they're not exactly related to me!
Today, tomorrow, a limited faith in God... somehow, it feels off.
"The holy night is a night of passion," as the old saying goes.
What does Merry Christmas's Merry truly signify?
(Mention of a song lyric: Mary had a little lamb)
Yes, it's envy! Envy, what's wrong with it?
I'll be honest, Merry Christmas, not to you!
Singled out, single out, forever单身！Even Santa-clad workers evoke sympathy.
Oh, single hell! Single hell! Single always! I bought a fried chicken for Christmas, though.
May joy be with the world...
And a happy New Year.
Tissue, tissue! Free animated video!
Tissue, tissue! Mini-skirt Santa!
Let it snow, my White X'mas!
Sometime in the night, I'll make phone calls to a TV station, just for the sake of it.
On the internet, seeking solace, as usual during this Christmas.
In childhood, toys greeted me every morning after waking up.
Now, only empty cans remain, remnants of the past.
With second-hand manga and a cell phone charger, that's what life's like.
(Excitedly) Single hell! Single hell! Single always!
Tomorrow, the streets will return to normal, so why care?
(Energized) Single hell! Single hell! Single always! Next year, I'm hoping for a happy Christmas!
Shh, quiet everyone! Leave me alone!
As a Japanese, tradition calls for eating osechi on New Year's Day.
I'll go solo, to the New Year's visit!
(With a thud on the head)
Ouch...
《圣诞去死歌》是日本网友的吐槽恶搞作品。2011年12月走红于网络，引起不少中国网友的共鸣。这首用搞笑包装光棍心酸的作品一出立即被封为“新神曲”，
